Forget the socks and the scented candle. This Christmas, give a gift that keeps on giving (and giving, and giving). Whether you're shopping for your partner, treating yourself, or hunting for the cheekiest stocking stuffer on the block, we've rounded up the hottest picks from the Couples Co. shelves for Christmas 2026.
We've split this guide by who you're shopping for, so you can jump straight to Couples, For Her, For Him, LGBTQ+ or BDSM. And if you're on a budget, scroll down to our stocking stuffers under $35. Life's too short for bad sex, and it's definitely too short for bad gifts.
Prices are correct at time of writing and may change.
The best gifts are the ones you both get to unwrap. These picks are built for two, so date night after the in-laws leave is sorted.
Exposed Booty Tape® ($33) Our own invention and the world's first hands-free butt cheek spreader. Twenty strips free up both pairs of hands for foreplay, oral and deeper positions. It's playful, it's kinky, and it's guaranteed to get a laugh when it's unwrapped.
Playboy Triple Play Remote-Controlled Vibrating Cock Ring ($87.99) Three motors, nine vibration settings and a 30-foot remote. He gets support for firmer, longer-lasting erections; you get buzzing stimulation right where it counts. Waterproof, rechargeable and backed by a 5-year warranty.
Vibe Pad Ride-On Vibrating Pad ($118.78) A body-conforming pad with two independent motors and a remote, so one of you can sit back and take control while the other rides. Works for every body.
Sportsheets Pivot Positioner ($110.99) The gift that upgrades every position. This supportive wedge opens up new angles and takes the strain off knees and backs.
IOU Sex Coupons ($9.35) Thirty naughty IOUs your partner can cash in all year long. The perfect card-sized add-on to any bigger gift.
From iconic wands to app-controlled wearables, these are the vibes most likely to make her Christmas morning very merry.
VibePad 2 Clitoral Massager with Warming and Licking ($156.42) A lay-on vibrator that wraps around her most sensitive spots, with a warming function and a licking motion. Perfect for cold December nights: she just lies back and lets it do the work.
Le Wand Petite – Rose Gold ($151.54) The smaller sister of the iconic wand, with 10 rumbly speeds and 6 patterns. It arrives in luxe packaging with a travel case, so it's gift-ready straight out of the box.
Magic Wand Micro HV-60 Rechargeable ($94.25) All the legendary Magic Wand power in a pocket-sized, rechargeable body. A great first wand, or a travel upgrade for a fan of the original.
Lovense Lush 3 Bluetooth Remote-Controlled Egg Vibrator ($124) An app-controlled wearable her partner can operate from across the room, or across the world. Ideal for long-distance couples and very interesting Christmas parties.
Femme Funn Dioni ($79) A finger vibe that turns her (or your) fingertip into a pleasure tool. Intuitive, intimate and great for beginners.
VeDO Niki Rechargeable Panty Vibe ($63.99) A sleek, discreet panty vibe with a remote. Slip it on under her party outfit and let the fun start long before you get home.
He says he doesn't want anything this year. He's lying. These strokers, rings and P-spot toys will prove it.
Lovense Calor Bluetooth Vibrating and Heating Masturbator ($128.70) A compact, app-controlled stroker with a built-in heating feature, made for warming up winter sessions. You can control it from your phone, wherever you are.
Tenga Flip Zero ($145.18) Premium internal textures with a flip-open design that makes cleaning effortless. A serious upgrade for the man who has everything.
Cyclone Blowjob Simulator 360° Rotating Masturbator ($59.99) One of our bestsellers, with 360° rotation, a tongue-textured canal and adjustable tightness. Big thrills at a stocking-friendly price.
Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring ($99) A rechargeable vibrating ring with dual motors, built for solo play or sharing with a partner.
Anal Fantasy Elite Hyper-Pulse P-Spot Massager ($109.99) The prostate is often called the male G-spot. This rechargeable silicone massager is shaped to find it and pulse it, for deeper and more intense orgasms.
Pleasure is for every body. These picks are chosen for what they do and how they feel, not who they're supposedly "for", and they're perfect for queer couples, solo explorers and everyone in between.
Strap-On-Me Silicone Strapless Strap-On ($91.99) No harness, no fuss. Soft, bendable silicone that holds its shape puts both partners at the centre of the experience.
Happy Rabbit Rechargeable Vibrating Strap-On Harness Set ($116.60) A rabbit vibe with 15 vibration modes plus an adjustable harness that fits waists up to 67 inches. Use it strapped in, or on its own with the suction cup base.
BumpHer Silicone Sleeve for Strap-On Play ($39.60) A stretchy silicone sleeve that slips over the base of a favourite dildo to add grinding stimulation for the wearer. A small add-on that makes a big difference.
B-Vibe Vibrating Jewel Remote Control Butt Plug – Emerald Green ($135.85, was $172.95) The most festive plug you'll ever see. A sparkling emerald jewel base, 6 vibration levels, 15 patterns and a remote for whoever's in charge.
njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel G-Spot and P-Spot Wand ($165) A cult classic in medical-grade stainless steel, with a double-ended curve made for G-spot or P-spot play. Warm it or chill it for temperature play.
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Been naughty this year? Lean into it. Whether they're BDSM-curious or already know their way around a spreader bar, these gifts will make the silent night anything but.
Fifty Shades Bed Restraint Kit ($81.40) Turn any bed into a bondage playground. The under-mattress straps fit single to super-king beds, with soft wrist and ankle cuffs and a blindfold included. No bed frame needed.
Everything Bondage Kit ($17.60) A little bit of everything for beginners: fleece-lined cuffs, collar and leash, flogger, blindfold, rope, ball gag and nipple clamps. Outstanding value under the tree.
Sportsheets Edge Adjustable Spreader Bar ($55.03) A sturdy, adjustable aluminium bar with clips at each end and the middle. A classic power-play upgrade.
Fifty Shades Bondage Rope Twin Pack ($24.20) Two silky 5-metre ropes in black and red, with capped ends. Ideal for simple wrist ties or a first step into Shibari.
Fifty Shades Adjustable Nipple Clamps ($24.20) Silicone-tipped, adjustable clamps with dangling weights, for slowly building sensation that lives between pleasure and pain.
Electro Erotic Kit – Agent Noir ($400) The ultimate splurge for the experienced kinkster: a Neon Wand electrosex kit with a full set of electrodes, packed in a lockable silver attaché case.
Whatever you choose, agree on boundaries and a safe word before you play.
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Small gifts, big smiles. Pair any of these with a bigger present, or let them steal the show on their own.
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Why it's a winner |
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$8.84 |
Festive red fur with a quick-release button |
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$9.35 |
30 naughty favours to cash in all year |
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$11.18 |
Mess-free, precise application |
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$12.32 |
Soft silicone cuffs, no keys needed |
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$13.20 |
Flavoured, glycerin- and paraben-free |
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$15.82 |
A tropical escape in the middle of winter |
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$33 |
The cheekiest gift under the tree |
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$33.22 |
Doubles as a luxe massage oil |
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$34.30 |
A reusable stroker that spins as you go |
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Every Couples Co. order ships in plain, discreet packaging to the USA, Canada and worldwide, so the only person who knows what's inside is you. Holiday shipping gets busy, so order early to make sure your gifts arrive in time for Christmas.
Still can't decide? Browse our Bestsellers or Shop All. Merry Christmas, and happy unwrapping.
